Nov 6, 2017
Arden and Lori discuss a BONE-ZONE free Fantasy Suites week and hometown visits on Emily Maynard's season of The Bachelorette! Sexy Dolphins! Children in makeup! Hard as nails sisters!
- Arden CAN'T BELIEVE the skeleton key never unlocked Emily's pants!
- Lori is swept off her lady-feet by Jef's heart- thumping letter...
Oct 30, 2017
Paget's Rival Lori and Arden head to Prague circa 2012 and watch the 2018 Bachelor Arie tongue kiss single mom Emily Maynard all over various canals. Michael Jackson Puppets! Bad Bachelor Promos! More bootcut jeans!
-Arden talks about how a hero had to help out with her skincare!
-Lori is torn between her love of Dean...
Oct 23, 2017
Arden is joined by Paget's rival Lori as they continue their search to find out who the F*%# the new Bachelor Arie is. This week the ladies time travel back to 2012 and review episodes 4-6 of Emily Maynard's season and discover, West Virginia Hood Rats! Men in Tank Tops! Men in Tank Tops on Donkeys! Donkeys in Tank Tops...
Oct 16, 2017
Paget's Rival Lori joins Arden hop in a time machine to 2012 to plow through the first three episodes of Emily Maynard's season of The Bachelorette to investigate who the heck this new Bachelor is!!! Boot cut jeans! Fauxhawks! Bedazzled denim!
-Arden can't believe the franchise dipped back to when Blackberries were on...
Sep 14, 2017
Ralph Garman and Steve Hytner join Arden to close up the beach for the season! Peanut Butter! Booty shots! Virgins!!
- Arden doesn't know why none of the girls climbed over the bar to hump Wells!
- Ralph thinks Amanda's new book is called "How to See Your Kids For 2 Months A Year!"
- Hytner discovers his new safe word...